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Want to say thank you to my bud Tom Hanks for taking time out of his busy schedule as he's shooting with Spielberg in NY, to come by and help induct me into the #SaturdayNightLive 5 Timer's Club. 
I look up to this man w/ such great admiration and respect. His work ethic, talent, humility and most of all his kindness. Values that are important to me. OG Hanks. What a legend. 
Thanks again brother and see you down the road. πŸ€™ #JohnsonHanks

Want to say thank you to my bud Tom Hanks for taking time out of his busy schedule as he's shooting with Spielberg in NY, to come by and help induct me into the #SaturdayNightLive 5 Timer's Club. I look up to this man w/ such great admiration and respect. His work ethic, talent, humility and most of all his kindness. Values that are important to me. OG Hanks. What a legend. Thanks again brother and see you down the road. πŸ€™ #johnsonhanks

5/27/2017 6:21:29 PM 2184
Sending big luv and gratitude back at ya. I'm a lucky SOB to have the greatest fans in the world, and putting smiles on your faces and you having a blast at the movies is the best part of my job. 
Thank you for #Baywatch luv and have a fantastic Memorial Day weekend! 
#ChugginTequilaLikeItsWater #NowIGottaGetBackToWork #SlightBuzz πŸ€™

Sending big luv and gratitude back at ya. I'm a lucky SOB to have the greatest fans in the world, and putting smiles on your faces and you having a blast at the movies is the best part of my job. Thank you for #baywatch luv and have a fantastic Memorial Day weekend! #ChugginTequilaLikeItsWater #NowIGottaGetBackToWork #slightbuzz πŸ€™

5/27/2017 2:52:19 AM 3862
We made #BAYWATCH for THE PEOPLE. And you're LOVING IT! THANK YOU! How bout the lady at the end kissing my cash and prizes area.

We made #BAYWATCH for THE PEOPLE. And you're LOVING IT! THANK YOU! How bout the lady at the end kissing my cash and prizes area.

5/26/2017 6:31:22 AM 2468
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"Cause I'm f*ckin' strong". Fans ABSOLUTELY LOVING the movie. πŸ€™
#BAYWATCH OPENS TODAY! Have FUN!

"Cause I'm f*ckin' strong". Fans ABSOLUTELY LOVING the movie. πŸ€™ #BAYWATCH OPENS TODAY! Have FUN!

5/25/2017 5:43:41 PM 2863
CONGRATULATIONS #RockTheGQCover winner Matt Henry @imperialbeachdad! 
Matt's picture caught my eye (he has a huge battle scar on the side of his head) and his story grabbed my heart. Brother's fighting a brain tumor and lives each day to the fullest. 
100% gratitude. That's a powerful place to be. 
For winning, I bought out a theater for Matt and all his friends and family and they'll watch a special private screening of #BAYWATCH. All the popcorn and drinks on me. I can't pay for the weed though. 

Enjoy the movie brother, get ready to laugh your ass off and thank you for inspiring me to be better. 
#MattHenry #RockTheGQCoverWINNER #BattleScarStrong  #BAYWATCH

CONGRATULATIONS #rockthegqcover winner Matt Henry @imperialbeachdad! Matt's picture caught my eye (he has a huge battle scar on the side of his head) and his story grabbed my heart. Brother's fighting a brain tumor and lives each day to the fullest. 100% gratitude. That's a powerful place to be. For winning, I bought out a theater for Matt and all his friends and family and they'll watch a special private screening of #baywatch . All the popcorn and drinks on me. I can't pay for the weed though. Enjoy the movie brother, get ready to laugh your ass off and thank you for inspiring me to be better. #matthenry #rockthegqcover WINNER #BattleScarStrong #baywatch

5/24/2017 7:54:34 PM 1568
When I bring my WME agent @bslater9 to set of #Rampage and tickle the shit outta him when he's trying to look cool for the pic. 
Been a real honor building global enterprise with McGiggly Giggles here over the years. 
He's the best in the biz. 
Got ya brotha! 
#McGiggly #BigBrownTickleMonster #BuildingGlobalEnterprise #ButNeverTooSeries

When I bring my WME agent @bslater9 to set of #rampage and tickle the shit outta him when he's trying to look cool for the pic. Been a real honor building global enterprise with McGiggly Giggles here over the years. He's the best in the biz. Got ya brotha! #mcgiggly #BigBrownTickleMonster #BuildingGlobalEnterprise #ButNeverTooSeries

5/24/2017 6:23:17 PM 1732
OPENS TONIGHT! Summer's BIGGEST COMEDY. 
He doesn't get to say that.. he's just tan.

#YouPeople #DontGetThatAssWhuppedSon #BAYWATCH

OPENS TONIGHT! Summer's BIGGEST COMEDY. He doesn't get to say that.. he's just tan. #youpeople #DontGetThatAssWhuppedSon #BAYWATCH

5/24/2017 12:24:36 PM 1786
When I took this iconic absurdity of a picture in 1996 I was one year removed from sleeping on a used mattress I took from a garbage dumpster in the back of an hourly sex motel. Couldn't afford to buy a bed so we do what we gotta do to get by. You can imagine all the fun colorful bodily fluids I tried my best to clean off. 
21 years later I'm taking the same photo backstage hosting #SaturdayNightLive for the fifth time. If you're going thru your own tough times "used mattress" stage, do your best to have faith things'll get better and always be willing to outwork your competition because you never know where life is gonna take you. 
And ALWAYS remember to place a soft tissue under your left elbow as to protect the fabric of the cheap ass swag turtleneck that had you out here looking like a bad ass buff lesbian. 
Oh and tuck the thumb in the fanny pack. Always tuck the thumb. πŸ€™

When I took this iconic absurdity of a picture in 1996 I was one year removed from sleeping on a used mattress I took from a garbage dumpster in the back of an hourly sex motel. Couldn't afford to buy a bed so we do what we gotta do to get by. You can imagine all the fun colorful bodily fluids I tried my best to clean off. 21 years later I'm taking the same photo backstage hosting #SaturdayNightLive for the fifth time. If you're going thru your own tough times "used mattress" stage, do your best to have faith things'll get better and always be willing to outwork your competition because you never know where life is gonna take you. And ALWAYS remember to place a soft tissue under your left elbow as to protect the fabric of the cheap ass swag turtleneck that had you out here looking like a bad ass buff lesbian. Oh and tuck the thumb in the fanny pack. Always tuck the thumb. πŸ€™

5/24/2017 2:57:58 AM 28620
 Surprise! *For the record there were no young kids in this theater. 
We've been having special audience screenings of #BAYWATCH across the country and the people have been LOVING the movie, which is always the most gratifying part. 
Last night, I surprised a packed house of about 500 fans who just finished watching #BAYWATCH. You can literally feel the buzz in the air. 
You can also feel my mind racing the moment the girls shout "I LOVE YOU" and of course, I find my way into saying, 
I love you too. Well, you sound like someone I can love. A little horny.  
Hey, it's Baywatch, so it's all about the rated R FUN with audiences worldwide. 
Love U back Atlanta and thanks for the warm welcome and having fun with us! 
#YouSoundLikeSomeoneICanLuv 
#BAYWATCH 
OPENS THIS THURS! (special s/o to my boy Rodney Carrington for the "drunk and horny" joke. One of my favs).

Surprise! *For the record there were no young kids in this theater. We've been having special audience screenings of #BAYWATCH across the country and the people have been LOVING the movie, which is always the most gratifying part. Last night, I surprised a packed house of about 500 fans who just finished watching #BAYWATCH. You can literally feel the buzz in the air. You can also feel my mind racing the moment the girls shout "I LOVE YOU" and of course, I find my way into saying, I love you too. Well, you sound like someone I can love. A little horny. Hey, it's Baywatch, so it's all about the rated R FUN with audiences worldwide. Love U back Atlanta and thanks for the warm welcome and having fun with us! #YouSoundLikeSomeoneICanLuv #BAYWATCH OPENS THIS THURS! (special s/o to my boy Rodney Carrington for the "drunk and horny" joke. One of my favs).

5/23/2017 5:10:02 PM 1288
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Lucky stuff. 

Before every big performance (big scene in a movie, big event, Oscars etc) I always wear my lucky socks. 
I have 5 or so pair that are in rotation. 
For my big #SaturdayNightLive show this past weekend, I decided to go with my lucky STAR WARS socks. Harnessing the Force like the big ass turbo geek that I am. 
As fate would have it, SECONDS after this pic was taken, one of my team members walks in my dressing room and says, "Hey JJ Abrams and Steven Spielberg are right outside your door!" WTF!?! Was a total surprise. 
I walked out, gave 'em both big hugs, they wished me luck and I told them to enjoy the show. 
Real cool moment. Lucky socks rule. πŸ€™

Lucky stuff. Before every big performance (big scene in a movie, big event, Oscars etc) I always wear my lucky socks. I have 5 or so pair that are in rotation. For my big #SaturdayNightLive show this past weekend, I decided to go with my lucky STAR WARS socks. Harnessing the Force like the big ass turbo geek that I am. As fate would have it, SECONDS after this pic was taken, one of my team members walks in my dressing room and says, "Hey JJ Abrams and Steven Spielberg are right outside your door!" WTF!?! Was a total surprise. I walked out, gave 'em both big hugs, they wished me luck and I told them to enjoy the show. Real cool moment. Lucky socks rule. πŸ€™

5/23/2017 5:22:11 AM 7110
Just a little dead man's fat, now shut the f*ck up and let it drip in your mouth. 
THIS THURS the dysfunctional Avenger's of the Beach arrive. #SummerBiggestComedy #BAYWATCH

Just a little dead man's fat, now shut the f*ck up and let it drip in your mouth. THIS THURS the dysfunctional Avenger's of the Beach arrive. #SummerBiggestComedy #BAYWATCH

5/22/2017 2:30:08 PM 1720
JOHNSON / HANKS 2020. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
We had a blast, as I "announced" my run for POTUS on our season finale of #SaturdayNightLive and asked my good buddy Tom Hanks to be my running mate. 
Congrats SNL cast and crew on a dynamite finale and THANK YOU everyone for tuning in and having fun with us. 
#JohnsonHanks #2020 #MorePoiseLessNoise #SNL #SeasonFinale πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈβœŠ

JOHNSON / HANKS 2020. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ We had a blast, as I "announced" my run for POTUS on our season finale of #SaturdayNightLive and asked my good buddy Tom Hanks to be my running mate. Congrats SNL cast and crew on a dynamite finale and THANK YOU everyone for tuning in and having fun with us. #johnsonhanks #2020 #MorePoiseLessNoise #SNL #seasonfinale πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈβœŠ

5/22/2017 1:07:32 PM 4697
THIS THURS. 
Like cocaine for your eyes, the biggest action comedy of the summer arrives. Wait, what?
#YoureJustTan #BAYWATCH

THIS THURS. Like cocaine for your eyes, the biggest action comedy of the summer arrives. Wait, what? #yourejusttan #BAYWATCH

5/22/2017 12:55:40 AM 1496
Honored to rock my new iconic jacket. 
#SaturdayNightLive #SeasonFinale #5TimersClub #AndItFitsTheOlPecMeatNicely (and thank you all so much tuning in and making it special). πŸ€™

Honored to rock my new iconic jacket. #SaturdayNightLive #seasonfinale #5timersclub #AndItFitsTheOlPecMeatNicely (and thank you all so much tuning in and making it special). πŸ€™

5/21/2017 10:38:28 PM 3446
I've heard you, America. 2020. 
Tune in TONIGHT @ 11:30pm / 8:30pm coast to coast LIVE. 
#SaturdayNightLive #SeasonFinale #5xHost #ALilSurprise βœŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

I've heard you, America. 2020. Tune in TONIGHT @ 11:30pm / 8:30pm coast to coast LIVE. #SaturdayNightLive #seasonfinale #5xhost #alilsurprise βœŠπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

5/20/2017 11:51:47 PM 6136
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30 Rock. I'm home. 
TONIGHT 11:30 / 8:30 coast to coast.. LIVE. #SNLFinale #NYC #5xHost ✊

30 Rock. I'm home. TONIGHT 11:30 / 8:30 coast to coast.. LIVE. #snlfinale #NYC #5xhost ✊

5/20/2017 8:26:33 PM 1539
10am. Warming up. Pre #SaturdayNightLive clangin' & bangin'. Mind sharp. Focus relentless. This workout will help me sharpen a new teenage rap character I might debut tonight, called #IcePube. 
#AMTraining #HardCore #SNLFinale #5xHost TONIGHT @NBC.

10am. Warming up. Pre #SaturdayNightLive clangin' & bangin'. Mind sharp. Focus relentless. This workout will help me sharpen a new teenage rap character I might debut tonight, called #icepube . #amtraining #hardcore #snlfinale #5xhost TONIGHT @NBC.

5/20/2017 6:54:52 PM 2086
Proud of my ohana (family). 
Check out the dope NEW vid to one of my fav workout anthems "GO HARD" on @Vevo! 
Link in my bio to watch FULL VIDEO. ***
Regardless of what color we are or what walk of life we come from, achieving our goals become real when we put in the consistent, daily hard work and above all else, we #GoHard. 
Huge congrats to my hard working ohana @laurenhashianofficial, @aja_elan & @walterfrench (all three who wrote and performed) and the rest of talented Go Hard team. 
Very cool to see this song become a success and motivate/inspire the people. 
Myself included. Humble hungry. 
#BloodSweatRespect #FirstTwoWeGive #LastOneWeEarn #GOHARD

Proud of my ohana (family). Check out the dope NEW vid to one of my fav workout anthems "GO HARD" on @Vevo! Link in my bio to watch FULL VIDEO. *** Regardless of what color we are or what walk of life we come from, achieving our goals become real when we put in the consistent, daily hard work and above all else, we #gohard . Huge congrats to my hard working ohana @laurenhashianofficial, @aja_elan & @walterfrench (all three who wrote and performed) and the rest of talented Go Hard team. Very cool to see this song become a success and motivate/inspire the people. Myself included. Humble hungry. #BloodSweatRespect #firsttwowegive #lastoneweearn #gohard

5/20/2017 2:00:28 PM 1063

#SNLFinale #5xHost #TheEdibleOne @katyperry

#snlfinale #5xhost #theedibleone @katyperry

5/20/2017 1:19:00 AM 3080
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This was funny. 
I was wondering why my feed was blowing up from women watching #TheBachelorette. 
Appreciate the bro-luv from all the guys on the cast. 
Started to think about it... If I wasn't who I was today - not famous and just a guy trying to find that elusive luv on a hugely popular reality TV show.
I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE CHOICE if I were on the show as a contestant. I cuss too much, my hands are too calloused and rough, my sense of humor is straight up outhouse rated R, I sing off key, think taking drives in my pick up is sexy and find great pride in being the current reigning, defending, undisputed heavyweight tongue wrestling champion of world. 
I'm 100% positive I would get kicked off the show's first episode when I ask The Bachlorette, with a cool wink....
You ready for a shot at the tongue wrestling title woman? 
No rose for DJ and he immediately gets sent home. 
But he does go home a champion.

This was funny. I was wondering why my feed was blowing up from women watching #TheBachelorette. Appreciate the bro-luv from all the guys on the cast. Started to think about it... If I wasn't who I was today - not famous and just a guy trying to find that elusive luv on a hugely popular reality TV show. I WOULD BE A TERRIBLE CHOICE if I were on the show as a contestant. I cuss too much, my hands are too calloused and rough, my sense of humor is straight up outhouse rated R, I sing off key, think taking drives in my pick up is sexy and find great pride in being the current reigning, defending, undisputed heavyweight tongue wrestling champion of world. I'm 100% positive I would get kicked off the show's first episode when I ask The Bachlorette, with a cool wink.... You ready for a shot at the tongue wrestling title woman? No rose for DJ and he immediately gets sent home. But he does go home a champion.

5/19/2017 2:20:01 PM 1917